What if? 🤔

Zwick

If Kurt Cobain was known for making chicks cum, would he'd be called, Squirt Cobain? 🤔

BaloneyPony

It's a complex question to answer

Zwick

If Carl Sagan was known for taking dump on people's chests instead of observing the stars, would he known as Hot Carl Sagan? 🤔

Zwick

Zwick
What if instead of Carl Sagan he was called Carl Fagan and instead of looking at black holes he’d put dick in his asshole? 🤔

BaloneyPony

What if instead of sex it was called gay sex and it was about having sex with dudes? 🤔

Zwick

What if instead of Fallout New Vegas, it was called Ballout New Vegas and you just walked around the wasteland with your testicles hanging out? 🤔

Zwick

What if instead of Super Smash Brothers it was called Super Gash Brothers and the game was just about a bunch of dudes fighting to get some puss? 🤔

Zwick

What if instead of Sonic the Hedgehog he was called Sonic the Head Hog and he would suck all the wieners and not let anybody else have a taste? 🤔

Zapatos

What if instead of us all having foreheads we all got free head, and it was whenever we wanted? 🤔

BaloneyPony

What if instead of Zwick the Editor he was called Lick the Clitoris and he ate pussy? 🤔

Zwick

What if instead of Pac-Man, he was called Sack-Man, and he would just drag his scrotum across the map chasing ghosts? 🤔

Zwick

What if instead of John Cusack his name was John Cute Sack because of his adorable little scrotum. 🤔

BaloneyPony

What if instead of Johnny Black he was John White and he sold used cars. 🤔

BaloneyPony

What if instead of Bass Pro Shop it was called Gash Pro Shop and you could get pussy there. 🤔

BaloneyPony

What if instead Mac Tonight it was Sack Tonight and he was hung like a horse? 🤔

TheInquisitiveMug

What if instead of Tim Curry he was called Tim FURY and he went through all of the WorldStar-ass street fight circuits kicking ass and taking names, all the while doing his Nigel Thornberry “ChRYUM YyyYesss!” voice mutterings and grinning like a blood-drunk madman because… be- because he never had the… the stroke. :' (

TheInquisitiveMug

…
….but also what if Histune Miku was called Clitsune Miku and she never got popular because horny weebs couldn’t find the clit even if it did a ComicCon Q&A panel with Steve Blum?